Actually I am speaking not happy about it. On the other hand, it is sometimes easy to get out. And besides, it's not that I do not think people would love. On the contrary. He is my absolute favorite person and I would at any time with teeth and claws take in protecting against any attack. must also concede to him for having the species is Homo sapiens, he does not know very much about lions, but also has so much understanding and feeling for us that he was already almost a Panthera Leo appoint honorary might.
But even the preface I regret to admit that creep in due to a particular topic always easy disharmony in our otherwise loving relationship. Martin and I can us the theme "water" and its additives are not simply agree.
So, basically it is like I love water. I shower like I love to swim and I drink, of course, prefer water (I may here say in passing that I, like all cats, am a teetotaler?).
Well of course there are people who think that only water "boring" was. But that's not true - at least not for a lion. Because our taste and smell is better developed than that of men (okay, okay, with one caveat: We the taste buds are missing for sweet But this has also the advantage that we do not eat chocolate, and thus not as problems with the slim line. have), it tastes to me water is not always the same. Sometimes I can even taste small differences from place to place. And sometimes ... So, even your people with your under-developed Sense of water notes so that there is a difference between the water that flows from your lines and that falls from the sky.
That is but part of my problem with Martin.
(c) Julia Birkmann
sometimes I like puddles of water. You often get very interesting. But every time I drink from a puddle, scolds Martin. He says, puddles of water was "dirty" and I should still prefer to drink the fresh, clean water, which he provides for me. And these are the moments where I realize that but he just is not a lion, and some things will never understand. Too bad, no?
(c) Julia Birkmann
's is even worse, however, when it comes to water for washing. As I mentioned, I love showers. Nothing is more beautiful than to get on a warm day, a refreshing shower. And when the cold water will be so beautiful belly tickles or cools my feet - wonderful! I can not get enough of it. Martin
but - again not really lion, but man - said repeatedly that showers should be not only a pleasure but is used to clean! As if I would have needed! Bitt'schön, Mr. Lacey: I am a lion. I can clean itself ...
(c) Julia Birkmann
Be honest: see I do not clean enough in the picture from? I think so. But Martin does not like it. And worse, I just see in his eyes that he once again has planned! We travel that is soon to Italy - and Martin says that if he comes with me to the Circus Medrano, I would shine in the shining white beauty. Say: Martin wants me shampooing the days!
I think that is absolutely unworthy of a lion to me. Not only that I screwed up the entire shower fun, then when he comes with the stupid foam, no: We can agree about the smell before. He claims that he quite neutral, mild use. But I think if he shampooed me already, then he could at least take something that smells good as Eau de Cologne or venison steak with a light thyme-head and a little more rosemary Middle notes. Just a little smoke smell was not bad either. So, I would like very much. But something he never offers me! Instead more of this supposedly neutral smelling stuff! And that he washed me with it (the fire in his eyes, honest! Even though he always maintained that I should not do that!), It's not even the worst. The worst is that he believes that we could do not let air-dry in this weather. So he intends to grab me after washing and shampooing in the mountain sun. The crown-Winter Quarter's something like that, but of course it is not meant for lions, but for horses (I've mentioned this before, that horses in crown always get preferential treatment? Not only do you eat and may not Jana complaining already, if only once a a bit threatening - are also clearly in the majority here and they have a sun lamp).!. And then there's always smells totally like horse (because the men stallions so, unlike me, are not even house-trained) and I find it totally unworthy, that I should be dried under a certain height for horses sun.
But what can I do? Martin is my best friend, so I leave it like me. But somehow ... So, at some point we need to work on this aspect of our relationship yet, and introduce at least one lion suitable shampoo!
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