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What you always wanted to know about lions and never afraid to ask

Actually, you should not talk about it as a fine gentleman. As the saying goes: "The silent knight and enjoys "On the other hand, I know you want to know and ... well, now it's not that my man and I had to hide something about it we are to each other And we do it publicly -... twice a day . in front of thousands of spectators that sense I can therefore not blame "bad manners" when I finally talk about it sometimes also probably one of the "pressing issues" and who am I, that my friends -. and we are here ? but all friends, or - unexplained

could be said that, here comes the truth - the pure, unadulterated, objective truth - about interspecies kisses, in the specific case between a Super Lion and his super coach.


(c) Bastian Mertens
A picture is worth a thousand words and so we begin with the appearance of a Lacey-nose kiss - a specialty of our house - in and evacuate immediately once an offensive prejudice aside: Martin I do not kiss therefore particularly like the nose, because he could be beaten deep a stick of bad breath. He kisses me why so much there because the top of my nose hairs are very soft and short. He likes. And I like it also because it is simply beautiful. That's why I'm also usually the eyes, enjoy and relax ...



(c) Bastian Mertens

Well - that can happen before, when I'm really relaxed and happy. It does not mean that bores me the kissing. Quite the contrary. It's just that my man, for all their love and sympathy for me, not necessarily considers it important that I Knutsch back. And no, I've really no bad breath -.! At least not as long as he did not fed with cod liver oil (but then, he says, I would smell like dead fish after three days in the sun feat of cod liver oil is known from the livers of cod, cod, haddock and Hai won!). But I have a pretty rough tongue. On the fact is many small spines. Would So I kissed back Martin always passionate, this would not really beneficial for his skin.


But we cats need the thorns on the tongue - and not just in order to scrape meat from bones, but also for personal hygiene. Namely, that we brush our hair - or have brushes. And I look now at the point a bit jealous over to my colleague Kasanga. While I spend hours trying namely, to clean and care for me, leaving this rotten socks on the job like his women. While lying around comfortably, they nibble his ears, shelling the sawdust from his mane and put on his coat shine. If I see you as, I think sometimes after only about whether I give up my bachelor life and not yet Diamond Princess and invite me into the enclosure should be.

On the other hand, I'm man enough to be able to wash me clean yourself. Also says my man from me that I was very typical cat so far that I have a strong aversion to dirt and bad smells (unless it comes to cod liver oil. Which I like and unlike Martin, I do not think he bad smells this regard, my man somewhat sensitive - and should be glad he lives in the present as an old Roman, he would have had a problem. Their Lieblingswürzsauce was in fact Garum. - And that was prepared was allowed to stand in the various fish parts, including viscera a few weeks with brine in the sun. I bet that even Martin would have preferred the smell of cod liver oil-fed lions against). I consider myself clean and make a point that Martin cleans my living room and bedroom. It is particularly important that he regularly removed my inevitable legacy - which I can not even smell that is.

This is then probably please also clear that lion kisses are great. Well-kept lions as my family and I smell that is almost not at all - just a bit to coat and body heat. So kiss our man we love to - And we like it because it shows us that he loves us.

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Our dirty secret - news from the love lives of the lions

Hah, I knew that I can get you with this headline! I see you're quite excited about what I will tell you today. Hmm, I love it when all attention is on me!

Well, actually I wanted to here is not talking out of school or publish any incriminating pictures. You know how it is with the Internet: Hardly times you tell by the wild party that we celebrated with his people and a few crispy chicken, which is already around everywhere. And then one day when one is applying somewhere, the story comes up along with the photos. Very unpleasant.
other hand, I do not propose to apply somewhere. I already have a position in life as a star in the lion Stardresseur. Better off not more career is not (even though Martin was in the background muttering: "Oh, but you could even a few of your tricks show in the ring and bring us white lion cubs" The first to hear I just - how I have to present myself, I knows better than him. The second falls under "all in good time"). And I'm also so amongst us do not? And friends, you can sometimes tell a little something intimate.

On top there is a reason. Yesterday stand ie again teach a pedagogy dedicated father before my enclosure and said that his two sons on the examples of us lion about to have male role models. The catch was that his thinking in this respect are obviously out of mothballs and that he was not just terribly much about the reality we had lions. He told namely, that we really are the kings of lion among the beasts. As far as I was of course agree with him (although there are moments when I doubt it for our three youngsters *. Your manners is not it). But then the good man came to our love life. On this occasion he told his sons, that "conquer Harem" great, powerful lion men and Kasanga and I (I am not polite, he has my first call, although it is usually brown?) in the wild one and it "rule.

I took a deep breath and looked . COMMENCES Kasanga over Kluger young and experienced lion married man he is, had a paw over his ear and pretended to be asleep - on the principle "I have heard nothing, I was in the land of dreams" Our Women, meanwhile ... well. I had a photo Jr. as a part of Kazan Gas "Harem"


(c) Martin Lacey, Circus Krone
And now you are honest. seeing the look as if they were of Kas would "dominate" leave?

The truth be told, even if it is for us lion men quite embarrassing: We are our ladies though physically superior, but - and this applies not only for male lions, but also for human animal teachers of each sex - "tyranny" works for Lionesses at all. On the contrary: In the wild, there is ladies' choice. It may succeed a lion man indeed, be a "harem" to "conquer" the fact that he beat the guy who has since been blessed the ladies - but that does not mean that "'to subject them to the winner and then to happy to be chasing the end for him. For this he must have fallen to them and - more importantly - do his job as protector of the pack well. But which is exhausting and dangerous. As a lion is in fact one man as responsible for selling hyenas, and to ensure that they do not lay hands on the young lions. Hyenas hunt in packs but have darn sharp teeth, are very rude and can, if they attack in a half dozen, bring a lion up a good sweat (and often enough bleeding). Creates a lion-man is not, it can happen to him that the ladies of his pack to make ado on velvet paws like to join a them more attractive and more translucent lion guy and connect it again in the future as a loner must organize his food.

And if we now have the truth (and nothing but the truth) are, I must confess to you something that you will surely find shocking: "Children love" is our male lion is such a thing. We are quite charming and very concerned about our own babies. We defend with our lives. But when it comes to other cubs ... So, how shall I put it? Adoptions and blended families are not common with us. We know lions men namely, that our so-called "rule" over the harem rarely longer than one or two years, last (Precisely because of attacks from the outside and the originality of lionesses). Now it is so that lionesses 100-120 days are pregnant and do not come into heat, while they are breastfeeding. Say: If a lion has managed to convince some of the lionesses, he should see as soon as possible, that he gets pregnant - on its own. But this is only if they are breastfeeding. So we bite the children of our previous Pasha dead Sorry, but that is nature and we are lions. Who will be confused with domestic cats is to blame.

But back to our wise father, his sons wanted to clear before the game preserve lions Machos: Kas would face must not asleep. His and my two ladies proved namely sovereignty. Instead anzufauchen human chauvinist or Kas and me one on "Lion emancipation - and think that you not only, you could dominate us!" tubes, they have yawned just tired. They were once as much about it!

(c) Claudia May
there at our girls right. You grant to sleep properly into the lion's shelf.


Now I'm waiting on it actually, that even a well-informed mother comes with her daughters - and then probably will comment on those: "Girl, you take an example the lion. The debate is no longer about emancipation. They simply live "and that will then be the point at which Kas and watch me wide awake -.! Proud we are that is sure to have also strong women - they are so cute when they roar


* Apropos Youngsters: My secretary is unfortunately no lioness Say... to want to have your hearing remains why it has clearly understood at some point the name of the youngsters was wrong and therefore always written wrong, it is time to correct that: not bully No.3 is . Rusty, but Frosty And how it happened: His mother - we know the subject already sufficiently - it has not accepted after He was born in the middle of a cold night. And that's not all: She made it clear in the coldest, not deposited on the heat lamp reached corner of her bedroom. When Martin arrived the next morning, he was certainly not a cheerful squeaking, but a half-frozen baby lion. But before Martin gives up a lion, must be absolutely stone dead already. Ergo there was little for the heart massage, mouth to mouth breathing, body heat under Martin's jacket and of course strengthening replacement milk from the bottle. He then thawed again - and as we see today, he has become despite his cold starts a magnificent lion.

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end of one of the very rare interviews with bill murray in GQ:

Last question. I have to know, because I love this story and want it to be true. There have been stories about you sneaking up behind people in New York City, covering their eyes with your hands, and saying: Guess who. And when they turn around, they see Bill Murray and hear the words "No one will ever believe you." 



[long pause] I know. I know, I know, I know. I've heard about that from a lot of people. A lot of people. I don't know what to say. There's probably a really appropriate thing to say. Something exactly and just perfectly right. [long beat, and then he breaks into a huge grin] But by God, it sounds crazy, doesn't it? Just so crazy and unlikely and unusual?

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Sometimes it is better to be alone.

Es besteht ein großer Difference between being alone and lonely.
can be alone, be full of joy, activity, music, movies, languages, thoughts. That in itself will be free. If you can distinguish it from the loneliness. Namely, the loneliness, cold, depressed, grim and obsessed, is the exact opposite.

Unfortunately, the boundaries are blurred out, and again, and the moment of aloneness into an illusion of solitude. The moment in which I am alone and nothing to do with myself, since crying within me the desire to someone else to get in touch. But that's why I'm still not really lonely, but I give myself the idea out that my "talk" to another person, a conversation could, as it does a good movie or a good book. The moment I use the other to not my need for contact, according to human proximity to breastfeed, but to be entertained. How alienated. How wrong! I see the other as the object of my employment, rather than walking, time for me killed end entertainment center, rather than seeing it in its own light. But I really want to share the moment with this person my time? Or I'm just too lazy to myself to pass the time?


Or I just think too much again - and especially to abstract - to? hachja.

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tooth and claw

Good morning from Cologne! The weather is not so great and your mood is today ... well, also rather mixed. And when I say "our" writing that is not the pluralistic majestatis (although I actually would be entitled), but an indication that I, his Majesty King Tonga and my man, his humanity Martin Lacey Jr. today not just tomorrow shine a Rhenish Cheerful Souls by sunny disposition.

as Tonga-interested people you want to know now, I hope, why is that? Well, how shall I say? With us tonight is a "Great Demo" by animal rights activists announced before the circus. And what then so proclaim on their flyers and blow through their megaphones, annoys me so much that I prefer loud tubes would. My people about it ... So, he says he is annoyed, but I know that he also gets under the skin if it as "animal abusers" tossing. It eez so not fair. I and the rest of the Lions squad to know that he would be pulling for us, even without anesthesia, the teeth (and just between us: He is much better 20 more or less hungry lion over as a well-fed dentist) that all his life has aligned with us and our needs and that we loved family members with him (he came to us too! He is indeed our alpha-lion) and are determined not only "means of livelihood." Therefore mopst us even when someone says negative about him.


As for me, frankly, almost the most annoying, because it definitely is not just against my king, but against my lions honor: If it is claimed that after dressage always "violence" stand. Hello? Could someone turn times as common sense? Then he would come that is probably it, that one adult lion can not really keep up with the oh-so-terrible whip in check. My mane and Kazan gas are thick enough to protect us against the teeth and claws of other animals! And our hair is not exactly made of silk! If we would take a whip - But what happened before! - Would probably not impress us much. Also: Did any of us fear the whip? Take a look through it! Even our three baby lions already know: The crack of the whip means "Listen here!" Nothing more, nothing less. For beating it is never used. Our man depends in his life - and unlike the people who know him, what are suggesting he idea of lions (and other living things). He knows that aggression always produces aggression and I'm pretty sure he would not ask to confront at least twice a day aggressive lions. He would be determined not by the large part his show through Kasanga turn back, fearing he would have if that the elevated place in his exploits, the waiting time to think about whether he Martin until the other side or same ultimate bite to the neck.

But I repeat myself. Over all 'I've ever grumble. It upsets me to just stop time and again. And what excites me - and I have not had a telling detail: If any smart people say that our man would only come clear with us, thinking we have teeth and claws can be drawn.

Let me find it again, and finally: Yes, me and Prince Benedict lacks the upper canines. But they were not taken to "protect" our people, but because they were damaged. But, for example, Kasanga and the ladies are concerned, all of which have teeth and could bite so powerful that they would actually belong in toothpaste ads.

about the history of the mouth then you might laugh, if not so sad. I am of the top scratching post-consumer. According to Martin, I dissect a season twice as many as my comrades. I have indeed very nice claws - and because I'm proud of, I think it through diligent scraping into shape.



(c) Nadine Birkmann, 2010,

Click me see a manicure - and I think it important to state that I have my claws do not even fully extended!
That, however, they usually do not see in pictures is simply because I belong to the family of Felidae. And we know, cats are highly developed animals. We walking and sprinting (well, sprinting is not mine. I move sweet. But I can, if need be!) Are not remain permanently associated with the claws on something, they, as long as our feet in Sleep or Gehstellung have recovered and protected. It only a quick, if we need them. And when you consider how hard even our little cousins, the domestic cats, scratching , then you probably do not even imagine what happens if one of us uses the claws.


The rest of the troops is way too good at sharpening claws - which proclaim the cat trees in their enclosures far:

(c) Martin Lacey Jr., 2010



(c) Martin Lacey Jr., 2010
But do not worry: before the supporting beams for the spoilsport network is scratched through, replaced him our man - and, incidentally, do not worry because he would want one of us would otherwise go to the disposal of the garment. The Racker trio would indeed be trusted like that - I bet that would like to times to visit the kids, and Miniponies make (and yes, I admit. I would accompany them as might be helpful to the young so show how it's done correctly), but basically we are in the enclosure too well to any dreams of uncertain freedom to indulge. Who knows if there's there to eat out regularly what?

But as I said before: The networks are playing spoilsport. As they're on it, so we get no feathered visit. It is because there are birds - for example, fat pigeons - the world-weary enough to venture into various lion caves. Somehow seem to believe that lazy lions lying around are harmless. If they are not. You have no idea how fast I even made the sweetest dreams are out completely awake and can catch a break and poultry! Unfortunately, but most visitors, this contribution from the natural repertoire of behavior from lions would not goutieren. Martin also said that he had already done enough, daily brushing the sawdust from my mane. If there would also stick or blood in it, it would be too much for him.

way: We are 17 days in Cologne. Would that not even a reason to visit me again?

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My enthusiasm for the small, ancient wind instrument that originated in Italy and China, and in the cultures of the Maya, Inca and Aztkeken will simply not be covered. Eh clear that I like most of Zelda OoT came across it. After playing a couple of jamming attempts by flute (played by G.) & 6Hole-Ocarina (which I was kindly lent to us by E.) also umgfangreichere songs is now clear one thing: I need a separate 12Hole-Ocarina. Now! immediately! Aaaahhhhh should I be in this life can opt for a model, I will drive the long shipping times still in the madness ... Why learn the city when I can, "the song of storms," practice? ---- Cough. uh. yes. somehow I am grad even shocked by my self not as radical existing motivation. lol. anyways, check out these babies .



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I love the fact that the Internet in addition to all his pervert and always extremely creative, divine freaks produces. One of my all time favorites is relevant in any case heita3. He makes Ocarinas. Of vegetables. And fruit and just about everything that comes under him. Besides sound xD.

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NEEEIIIIIIINNNNNN (including echo and sound effects that underscore my misery dramatically)

As ordered the inattentive student Brain yours truly once in a trillion years due to lack of food shopping timing skills a pizza, and then does not taste that good! WARRRUUUUUMMM WEEEELLLT, WARUUUUUMMM? The cheese tastes horrible old & & & close to an abnormal sets associations, which I do not write better the salmon is salty. Now I have to bother myself with poor bastard, cut down the edges and these subtle, but decorative eat burnt dough around the outside. (Titanic music in the background) (Drama Queen, anyone?)



Memo of myself! order No more salmon pizza or rather not order pizza anymore at 22:30 ? If in doubt, both advice note!



and the worst thing is: I currently reside in the "hotel mama"! HAH! Hotel Mama! Rather cheap hostel! .. Anyway, at least making the rest of the pizza zam .. haha

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I do so on a Monday evening when I should really learn Jus. I teach Fritzen mindless youtube, make the idiotic videos. Explanation: It's about tatemae / Honner, a behavioral approach to the Japanese culture. tatemae (public face) is virtually the mask that you can set up in order to function in society. Honne (private face) is the opposite to the true identity. In an interdependent society such as Japan plays accordingly a lot of sociality from this level. Not for nothing is this declaration concept in Japan widespread. While watching some videos that deal with the topic, I've finally found a person who argues relatively one-sided. There would be the phenomenon eventually also in other crops, except insofar as it not that big of a deal. Subsequently, I am decided to let shit get carried away again you to write a comment, which reads as follows:



hahaha WTF? so your counter-argument for japanese people being Conformists is that other people (high school kids) are the same way? So as long as others / most people are doing it, it is justified? LOL to this. really. most unreflected reasoning ever.
conformism, my friend, is a social phenomenon that - of course - allows people to "adapt", to do "the right thing", to fit in, to have trouble-free interactions, to not hurt anyone, not to march to a different drummer.
BUT conformism also makes people give up their individuality intermediately. It makes people malleable, it stops them from thinking for themselves. it deters them from being free, being who they are, at least temporarily. it is certainly the explanation for ijime in japan, and numerous issues of even bigger extent (such as war.) Furthermore there is a fluent transition between conformism and obedience. just take a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment
What I'm trying to say is: I absolutely think you are right, tatemae / Honne exists in other cultures as well, but has no name. Nevertheless that does not justify obejctive fact in any way the problematic tendencies that come with conformism. Besides, it is a problem that is more common in group-oriented societies like Japan. uummm i hope this was understandable (I'm not a native speaker).


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Yay! Me likey battle-ing with Wordie. Oida, where's my pizza!

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of the nature to be me.

today. today. today. aso. it's sunday. So uh. yesterday, yesterday, yesterday.
Amazed grad, how pleasant the 'humbug' Monkeys album sounds like me because I've done a long time nothing more of their music to heart. shall i give 'em a second chance? hmh.
What was on 12 September 2010 in my life?


* I was eating with Japanese G. (yay! favorite ness!) The urge to make new culinary experience, has struck again. Items on the plan include fried tofu in sauce (slimy, semi-solid, pudding consistency owning something tastes, the xD nothing to say in plain language: it tastes like the sauce plus the frying fat.) and eel-Hosomaki. (Hah! eaten at last! Eel! Another hackal on my imaginary to-do list! Get that dirt off my shoulder.) The latter was not spectacular, but has actually tasted okay. In this respect, would have "trying new dishes" projects but can be much worse, and finally there was also still not inconsiderable cost component. (Venus-project, where are you? Lol.) (27 € for 2 persons? WTF? Which I can live 3 days. Anyways, the plan to make himself Maki is waiting only on the Indeed, to be implemented! harr)


* H & M: buy a new hood, which can be as umfunktiert Schaal. functionality and sustainability in the fashion-conformists-temple? I'm impressed.


* Old Town: tourist hell. Approximately 3000 different faces in 5 minutes. Apart from the potentially satirical aspect very very tiring. But English-speaking people! What a sweet sound to my ears!


* Überfuhr web : panoramic image. Wind in the ear. Warm stone. Smile on his lips. Blue sky summer breeze that sneaks into the autumn wind. Colors of the setting Sun. The philosophy breathes with every train on the cigarette.


* Inner Mental processes: I WILL FINALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I-INCOME AVAIL .. PSYCHOLOGY EXAM HAB. Custom. finite. reference point. wants. . Study wants. . Know was. aaaahhhhhhhrrrgggg. insert random primal-screaming here. In addition, I go on my own grad Oasch. not nice. Perhaps creating a fine-oldschool disney film remedy. Let's hope for the best.

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tooth for a tooth

Well, I can not and will not deny it: Although I have two brides, I am confirmed bachelor. My motto is that girls are nice, they are best but not too close to the job far better themselves. And certainly should not be allowed to move in a woman with him. The fact then begin to decorate and clean up and in no time ', the atmosphere will be gone. And in the end they will also still young and if one them is living, they expect that one takes care of the babies (just ask my people! The's is now so far that he is paying attention not only to his offspring, but even have fun!). That would be nothing for me. I want my people, my steak, my home and my shows for me.


ie but not that I would have no sense of family. Quite the contrary. My pen is always opposite the home of the extended family and the other I can see, smell and hear, of course. We sing together regularly (strengthens family ties, amused and Martin provides our guests for a pleasant shudder) and I get, of course, with everything going on over there. Make sure at the moment of course, especially a young man over there: Prince Benedict.



(c) Nadine Birkmann

Here he is - and right now he has by the way, a single apartment. Martin do not like to that the little again with his buddies Rusty and Junior fought and injured. So it has now got the pen next to his two friends. You can see and smell to hear and even play together at the fence - and they do so eagerly - but there just is no risk that Benedict again one gets on the nose.

Instead, they train together again. This morning, Benedict was the first time with the two others in the training ring and has the same proven that he is fit as a fiddle. He was almost too eager - but what it remains otherwise? As a brown lion has to exert himself simply, if you want to be a show star. On the other hand, he seems to have learned something. He has in fact not mixed, as Rusty and Junior have been fighting (with Rusty Junior, incidentally bitten in the nose adolescent young lions living But do not worry.!.. Martin has looked at the wound already and treats you is not serious and will heal easily determined, and if Junior here a small scar, maintains he will surely bear with pride as evidence of his masculinity). Kluger, little prince! He could almost be my son.

However, there's something that annoys me a bit right now. Prince Benedict is now poorer by a zipper tooth - the lower right was not to save him and was pulled for it. The
prepares me worried - not because I fear that he like any have disadvantages. That as a lion can live very well with a fang less, it is not even when bitten by an obstruction and chicken can also crack boned, no one knows better than me. For I have lost some time ago both fangs down. Therefore, I will always hang out the tongue - and this is now my problem with Prince Benedict.




(c) Dirk Candidus

King Tonga - only real fear with the slightly protruding tongue

Somehow I know that Prince Benedict now perhaps begin to hang out the tongue - and that would be me at all do not like. It is my royal brand - and with every sense of family and, with all affection for the little ones: a Tonga he is not and he will not and that's why he should restrain himself, I want to ape. We all know: What the correct type cool and stylish looks, acts goofy on others (you do not believe me then ask yourself times [censored by the secretary, it will not be good if Tonga is called a name here] in? Martins leathers before. You see?).

But if we already now have to talk about my tongue and my teeth, I must make it clear once and for all the story too, right? For it seems to be necessary because even the secretary has something messed up.
So, there was the accident with the road, to me one day stuck in the throat remains. I played with the thing and suddenly it just got stuck and I'm almost suffocated. Fortunately, Martin was in the area and has helped me immediately. He has opened my mouth, purely inserted his hand and I pulled the branch out of the throat (while some people drum rum had almost the crisis. They thought it was not Martin's smartest idea, but his hand into the jaws of a lion to put that pretty Panic has and is choking. They have, however, clearly underestimated.'s bad I went, I was scared and I could not breathe, but it was clear to me that Martin help and therefore I would have never bitten). Here my teeth but nothing happened.

the first I lost because he was wrong. The vet had to pull him to me, because I had a toothache - and even though I've heard that Ramses the Great, his life toothache had (in his mummy is the same found several ulcerated tooth roots) and yet a great Pharaoh, I am rather pain-and part-fang-free.
the second ... yes, the 'I've even verschusselt. I played with my water trough - and that is stupid, of metal. I have a bite and think is the second, lower fang broken off. He could not be saved, so he had to be drawn.

But if anyone get the idea to say that since I would have no more bite, he may like to come in to me! I then show him what I did with the rest of my teeth (including my upper fangs!) Can bite through anything yet!


So - and now I am in my tarry Tonga-Mobile. I am in effect soon turn in the arena and must first meditate a little.