Monday, September 20, 2010

Christian Phrases For The New Year

Our dirty secret - news from the love lives of the lions

Hah, I knew that I can get you with this headline! I see you're quite excited about what I will tell you today. Hmm, I love it when all attention is on me!

Well, actually I wanted to here is not talking out of school or publish any incriminating pictures. You know how it is with the Internet: Hardly times you tell by the wild party that we celebrated with his people and a few crispy chicken, which is already around everywhere. And then one day when one is applying somewhere, the story comes up along with the photos. Very unpleasant.
other hand, I do not propose to apply somewhere. I already have a position in life as a star in the lion Stardresseur. Better off not more career is not (even though Martin was in the background muttering: "Oh, but you could even a few of your tricks show in the ring and bring us white lion cubs" The first to hear I just - how I have to present myself, I knows better than him. The second falls under "all in good time"). And I'm also so amongst us do not? And friends, you can sometimes tell a little something intimate.

On top there is a reason. Yesterday stand ie again teach a pedagogy dedicated father before my enclosure and said that his two sons on the examples of us lion about to have male role models. The catch was that his thinking in this respect are obviously out of mothballs and that he was not just terribly much about the reality we had lions. He told namely, that we really are the kings of lion among the beasts. As far as I was of course agree with him (although there are moments when I doubt it for our three youngsters *. Your manners is not it). But then the good man came to our love life. On this occasion he told his sons, that "conquer Harem" great, powerful lion men and Kasanga and I (I am not polite, he has my first call, although it is usually brown?) in the wild one and it "rule.

I took a deep breath and looked . COMMENCES Kasanga over Kluger young and experienced lion married man he is, had a paw over his ear and pretended to be asleep - on the principle "I have heard nothing, I was in the land of dreams" Our Women, meanwhile ... well. I had a photo Jr. as a part of Kazan Gas "Harem"


(c) Martin Lacey, Circus Krone
And now you are honest. seeing the look as if they were of Kas would "dominate" leave?

The truth be told, even if it is for us lion men quite embarrassing: We are our ladies though physically superior, but - and this applies not only for male lions, but also for human animal teachers of each sex - "tyranny" works for Lionesses at all. On the contrary: In the wild, there is ladies' choice. It may succeed a lion man indeed, be a "harem" to "conquer" the fact that he beat the guy who has since been blessed the ladies - but that does not mean that "'to subject them to the winner and then to happy to be chasing the end for him. For this he must have fallen to them and - more importantly - do his job as protector of the pack well. But which is exhausting and dangerous. As a lion is in fact one man as responsible for selling hyenas, and to ensure that they do not lay hands on the young lions. Hyenas hunt in packs but have darn sharp teeth, are very rude and can, if they attack in a half dozen, bring a lion up a good sweat (and often enough bleeding). Creates a lion-man is not, it can happen to him that the ladies of his pack to make ado on velvet paws like to join a them more attractive and more translucent lion guy and connect it again in the future as a loner must organize his food.

And if we now have the truth (and nothing but the truth) are, I must confess to you something that you will surely find shocking: "Children love" is our male lion is such a thing. We are quite charming and very concerned about our own babies. We defend with our lives. But when it comes to other cubs ... So, how shall I put it? Adoptions and blended families are not common with us. We know lions men namely, that our so-called "rule" over the harem rarely longer than one or two years, last (Precisely because of attacks from the outside and the originality of lionesses). Now it is so that lionesses 100-120 days are pregnant and do not come into heat, while they are breastfeeding. Say: If a lion has managed to convince some of the lionesses, he should see as soon as possible, that he gets pregnant - on its own. But this is only if they are breastfeeding. So we bite the children of our previous Pasha dead Sorry, but that is nature and we are lions. Who will be confused with domestic cats is to blame.

But back to our wise father, his sons wanted to clear before the game preserve lions Machos: Kas would face must not asleep. His and my two ladies proved namely sovereignty. Instead anzufauchen human chauvinist or Kas and me one on "Lion emancipation - and think that you not only, you could dominate us!" tubes, they have yawned just tired. They were once as much about it!

(c) Claudia May
there at our girls right. You grant to sleep properly into the lion's shelf.


Now I'm waiting on it actually, that even a well-informed mother comes with her daughters - and then probably will comment on those: "Girl, you take an example the lion. The debate is no longer about emancipation. They simply live "and that will then be the point at which Kas and watch me wide awake -.! Proud we are that is sure to have also strong women - they are so cute when they roar


* Apropos Youngsters: My secretary is unfortunately no lioness Say... to want to have your hearing remains why it has clearly understood at some point the name of the youngsters was wrong and therefore always written wrong, it is time to correct that: not bully No.3 is . Rusty, but Frosty And how it happened: His mother - we know the subject already sufficiently - it has not accepted after He was born in the middle of a cold night. And that's not all: She made it clear in the coldest, not deposited on the heat lamp reached corner of her bedroom. When Martin arrived the next morning, he was certainly not a cheerful squeaking, but a half-frozen baby lion. But before Martin gives up a lion, must be absolutely stone dead already. Ergo there was little for the heart massage, mouth to mouth breathing, body heat under Martin's jacket and of course strengthening replacement milk from the bottle. He then thawed again - and as we see today, he has become despite his cold starts a magnificent lion.

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