Good morning from Cologne! The weather is not so great and your mood is today ... well, also rather mixed. And when I say "our" writing that is not the pluralistic majestatis (although I actually would be entitled), but an indication that I, his Majesty King Tonga and my man, his humanity Martin Lacey Jr. today not just tomorrow shine a Rhenish Cheerful Souls by sunny disposition.
as Tonga-interested people you want to know now, I hope, why is that? Well, how shall I say? With us tonight is a "Great Demo" by animal rights activists announced before the circus. And what then so proclaim on their flyers and blow through their megaphones, annoys me so much that I prefer loud tubes would. My people about it ... So, he says he is annoyed, but I know that he also gets under the skin if it as "animal abusers" tossing. It eez so not fair. I and the rest of the Lions squad to know that he would be pulling for us, even without anesthesia, the teeth (and just between us: He is much better 20 more or less hungry lion over as a well-fed dentist) that all his life has aligned with us and our needs and that we loved family members with him (he came to us too! He is indeed our alpha-lion) and are determined not only "means of livelihood." Therefore mopst us even when someone says negative about him.
As for me, frankly, almost the most annoying, because it definitely is not just against my king, but against my lions honor: If it is claimed that after dressage always "violence" stand. Hello? Could someone turn times as common sense? Then he would come that is probably it, that one adult lion can not really keep up with the oh-so-terrible whip in check. My mane and Kazan gas are thick enough to protect us against the teeth and claws of other animals! And our hair is not exactly made of silk! If we would take a whip - But what happened before! - Would probably not impress us much. Also: Did any of us fear the whip? Take a look through it! Even our three baby lions already know: The crack of the whip means "Listen here!" Nothing more, nothing less. For beating it is never used. Our man depends in his life - and unlike the people who know him, what are suggesting he idea of lions (and other living things). He knows that aggression always produces aggression and I'm pretty sure he would not ask to confront at least twice a day aggressive lions. He would be determined not by the large part his show through Kasanga turn back, fearing he would have if that the elevated place in his exploits, the waiting time to think about whether he Martin until the other side or same ultimate bite to the neck.
But I repeat myself. Over all 'I've ever grumble. It upsets me to just stop time and again. And what excites me - and I have not had a telling detail: If any smart people say that our man would only come clear with us, thinking we have teeth and claws can be drawn.
Let me find it again, and finally: Yes, me and Prince Benedict lacks the upper canines. But they were not taken to "protect" our people, but because they were damaged. But, for example, Kasanga and the ladies are concerned, all of which have teeth and could bite so powerful that they would actually belong in toothpaste ads.
about the history of the mouth then you might laugh, if not so sad. I am of the top scratching post-consumer. According to Martin, I dissect a season twice as many as my comrades. I have indeed very nice claws - and because I'm proud of, I think it through diligent scraping into shape.
(c) Nadine Birkmann, 2010,
Click me see a manicure - and I think it important to state that I have my claws do not even fully extended!
That, however, they usually do not see in pictures is simply because I belong to the family of Felidae. And we know, cats are highly developed animals. We walking and sprinting (well, sprinting is not mine. I move sweet. But I can, if need be!) Are not remain permanently associated with the claws on something, they, as long as our feet in Sleep or Gehstellung have recovered and protected. It only a quick, if we need them. And when you consider how hard even our little cousins, the domestic cats, scratching , then you probably do not even imagine what happens if one of us uses the claws.
The rest of the troops is way too good at sharpening claws - which proclaim the cat trees in their enclosures far:
(c) Martin Lacey Jr., 2010
(c) Martin Lacey Jr., 2010
But do not worry: before the supporting beams for the spoilsport network is scratched through, replaced him our man - and, incidentally, do not worry because he would want one of us would otherwise go to the disposal of the garment. The Racker trio would indeed be trusted like that - I bet that would like to times to visit the kids, and Miniponies make (and yes, I admit. I would accompany them as might be helpful to the young so show how it's done correctly), but basically we are in the enclosure too well to any dreams of uncertain freedom to indulge. Who knows if there's there to eat out regularly what?
But as I said before: The networks are playing spoilsport. As they're on it, so we get no feathered visit. It is because there are birds - for example, fat pigeons - the world-weary enough to venture into various lion caves. Somehow seem to believe that lazy lions lying around are harmless. If they are not. You have no idea how fast I even made the sweetest dreams are out completely awake and can catch a break and poultry! Unfortunately, but most visitors, this contribution from the natural repertoire of behavior from lions would not goutieren. Martin also said that he had already done enough, daily brushing the sawdust from my mane. If there would also stick or blood in it, it would be too much for him.
way: We are 17 days in Cologne. Would that not even a reason to visit me again?
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