Actually, you should not talk about it as a fine gentleman. As the saying goes: "The silent knight and enjoys "On the other hand, I know you want to know and ... well, now it's not that my man and I had to hide something about it we are to each other And we do it publicly -... twice a day . in front of thousands of spectators that sense I can therefore not blame "bad manners" when I finally talk about it sometimes also probably one of the "pressing issues" and who am I, that my friends -. and we are here ? but all friends, or - unexplained
could be said that, here comes the truth - the pure, unadulterated, objective truth - about interspecies kisses, in the specific case between a Super Lion and his super coach.
(c) Bastian Mertens
A picture is worth a thousand words and so we begin with the appearance of a Lacey-nose kiss - a specialty of our house - in and evacuate immediately once an offensive prejudice aside: Martin I do not kiss therefore particularly like the nose, because he could be beaten deep a stick of bad breath. He kisses me why so much there because the top of my nose hairs are very soft and short. He likes. And I like it also because it is simply beautiful. That's why I'm also usually the eyes, enjoy and relax ...
(c) Bastian Mertens
Well - that can happen before, when I'm really relaxed and happy. It does not mean that bores me the kissing. Quite the contrary. It's just that my man, for all their love and sympathy for me, not necessarily considers it important that I Knutsch back. And no, I've really no bad breath -.! At least not as long as he did not fed with cod liver oil (but then, he says, I would smell like dead fish after three days in the sun feat of cod liver oil is known from the livers of cod, cod, haddock and Hai won!). But I have a pretty rough tongue. On the fact is many small spines. Would So I kissed back Martin always passionate, this would not really beneficial for his skin.
But we cats need the thorns on the tongue - and not just in order to scrape meat from bones, but also for personal hygiene. Namely, that we brush our hair - or have brushes. And I look now at the point a bit jealous over to my colleague Kasanga. While I spend hours trying namely, to clean and care for me, leaving this rotten socks on the job like his women. While lying around comfortably, they nibble his ears, shelling the sawdust from his mane and put on his coat shine. If I see you as, I think sometimes after only about whether I give up my bachelor life and not yet Diamond Princess and invite me into the enclosure should be.
On the other hand, I'm man enough to be able to wash me clean yourself. Also says my man from me that I was very typical cat so far that I have a strong aversion to dirt and bad smells (unless it comes to cod liver oil. Which I like and unlike Martin, I do not think he bad smells this regard, my man somewhat sensitive - and should be glad he lives in the present as an old Roman, he would have had a problem. Their Lieblingswürzsauce was in fact Garum. - And that was prepared was allowed to stand in the various fish parts, including viscera a few weeks with brine in the sun. I bet that even Martin would have preferred the smell of cod liver oil-fed lions against). I consider myself clean and make a point that Martin cleans my living room and bedroom. It is particularly important that he regularly removed my inevitable legacy - which I can not even smell that is.
This is then probably please also clear that lion kisses are great. Well-kept lions as my family and I smell that is almost not at all - just a bit to coat and body heat. So kiss our man we love to - And we like it because it shows us that he loves us.
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