Friday, September 10, 2010

Guide To Wedding Dance Mod

tooth for a tooth

Well, I can not and will not deny it: Although I have two brides, I am confirmed bachelor. My motto is that girls are nice, they are best but not too close to the job far better themselves. And certainly should not be allowed to move in a woman with him. The fact then begin to decorate and clean up and in no time ', the atmosphere will be gone. And in the end they will also still young and if one them is living, they expect that one takes care of the babies (just ask my people! The's is now so far that he is paying attention not only to his offspring, but even have fun!). That would be nothing for me. I want my people, my steak, my home and my shows for me.


ie but not that I would have no sense of family. Quite the contrary. My pen is always opposite the home of the extended family and the other I can see, smell and hear, of course. We sing together regularly (strengthens family ties, amused and Martin provides our guests for a pleasant shudder) and I get, of course, with everything going on over there. Make sure at the moment of course, especially a young man over there: Prince Benedict.



(c) Nadine Birkmann

Here he is - and right now he has by the way, a single apartment. Martin do not like to that the little again with his buddies Rusty and Junior fought and injured. So it has now got the pen next to his two friends. You can see and smell to hear and even play together at the fence - and they do so eagerly - but there just is no risk that Benedict again one gets on the nose.

Instead, they train together again. This morning, Benedict was the first time with the two others in the training ring and has the same proven that he is fit as a fiddle. He was almost too eager - but what it remains otherwise? As a brown lion has to exert himself simply, if you want to be a show star. On the other hand, he seems to have learned something. He has in fact not mixed, as Rusty and Junior have been fighting (with Rusty Junior, incidentally bitten in the nose adolescent young lions living But do not worry.!.. Martin has looked at the wound already and treats you is not serious and will heal easily determined, and if Junior here a small scar, maintains he will surely bear with pride as evidence of his masculinity). Kluger, little prince! He could almost be my son.

However, there's something that annoys me a bit right now. Prince Benedict is now poorer by a zipper tooth - the lower right was not to save him and was pulled for it. The
prepares me worried - not because I fear that he like any have disadvantages. That as a lion can live very well with a fang less, it is not even when bitten by an obstruction and chicken can also crack boned, no one knows better than me. For I have lost some time ago both fangs down. Therefore, I will always hang out the tongue - and this is now my problem with Prince Benedict.




(c) Dirk Candidus


King Tonga - only real fear with the slightly protruding tongue

Somehow I know that Prince Benedict now perhaps begin to hang out the tongue - and that would be me at all do not like. It is my royal brand - and with every sense of family and, with all affection for the little ones: a Tonga he is not and he will not and that's why he should restrain himself, I want to ape. We all know: What the correct type cool and stylish looks, acts goofy on others (you do not believe me then ask yourself times [censored by the secretary, it will not be good if Tonga is called a name here] in? Martins leathers before. You see?).

But if we already now have to talk about my tongue and my teeth, I must make it clear once and for all the story too, right? For it seems to be necessary because even the secretary has something messed up.
So, there was the accident with the road, to me one day stuck in the throat remains. I played with the thing and suddenly it just got stuck and I'm almost suffocated. Fortunately, Martin was in the area and has helped me immediately. He has opened my mouth, purely inserted his hand and I pulled the branch out of the throat (while some people drum rum had almost the crisis. They thought it was not Martin's smartest idea, but his hand into the jaws of a lion to put that pretty Panic has and is choking. They have, however, clearly underestimated.'s bad I went, I was scared and I could not breathe, but it was clear to me that Martin help and therefore I would have never bitten). Here my teeth but nothing happened.

the first I lost because he was wrong. The vet had to pull him to me, because I had a toothache - and even though I've heard that Ramses the Great, his life toothache had (in his mummy is the same found several ulcerated tooth roots) and yet a great Pharaoh, I am rather pain-and part-fang-free.
the second ... yes, the 'I've even verschusselt. I played with my water trough - and that is stupid, of metal. I have a bite and think is the second, lower fang broken off. He could not be saved, so he had to be drawn.

But if anyone get the idea to say that since I would have no more bite, he may like to come in to me! I then show him what I did with the rest of my teeth (including my upper fangs!) Can bite through anything yet!


So - and now I am in my tarry Tonga-Mobile. I am in effect soon turn in the arena and must first meditate a little.

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